The Oracle

DROP YOUR FATE

The world's first AI-powered poop fortune telling platform on TON blockchain

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🧙‍♂️ Our AI Oracle has analyzed over 4,200+ sacred offerings

How It Works

Four steps to enlightenment (from the throne)

STEP 1
Drop

Drop

Take a photo of your sacred offering from the throne

STEP 2
Read

Read

Our AI Oracle analyzes your deposit and reads your fortune

STEP 3
Mint

Mint

Turn your fortune into a tradeable NFT on TON

STEP 4
Earn

Earn

Climb the leaderboard, earn Poop Points, flex on degens

Features

Everything you need to turn your throne time into profit

AI Fortune Reading100% Private

AI Fortune Reading

Powered by local AI (no cloud, your poop stays private). Vision AI detects if it's real poop. Text AI writes your personalized fortune in crypto degen slang.

NFT Minting5 Rarity Tiers

NFT Minting

Every fortune can become a unique NFT with rarity tiers: Common, Uncommon, Rare, Epic, Mythic. Each has stats: Power, Stink, Luck.

Community DropsSocial Feed

Community Drops

Share your fortune to the community feed. Vote on the best drops. Top drops earn more points.

LeaderboardWeekly Reset

Leaderboard

Weekly and all-time rankings. Who's the ultimate throne champion?

Affiliate SystemEarn Together

Affiliate System

Share your invite link. When your friend drops their first fortune, you both earn points.

TON Wallet IntegrationTON Connect

TON Wallet Integration

Connect your TON wallet to mint NFTs and buy extra fortune readings.

Poop Points Poop Points Economy

Every action on the throne earns you points

ActionPoints
📝Complete Survey+100
🌟First Fortune+25
🔮Fortune Reading+10
📢Share to Drops+5
💎NFT Mint+50
🎉First NFT Bonus+100
👍Upvote Received+1
🤝Referral (Referrer)+25
🎁Referral (Referred)+10

NFT Rarity Tiers

Every fortune minted is a unique NFT with random rarity

💩

Common

Subtle
52%
1 in 2
💩

Uncommon

Green tint
27%
1 in 4
💩

Rare

Blue shine
13%
1 in 8
💩

Epic

Purple glow
6%
1 in 17
💩

Mythic

Gold blaze
2%
1 in 50

Each NFT has unique stats: ⚔️ Power • 💨 Stink • 🍀 Luck

Roadmap

The path to global throne domination

✅
Phase 1

MVP Launch

Complete
  • Core fortune reading
  • Survey system
  • Telegram bot integration
✅
Phase 2

NFT & Market

Complete
  • NFT minting
  • Marketplace
  • Rarity system
🔜
Phase 3

Token Launch

Coming Soon
  • $SHIT token on TON
  • Staking mechanics
  • Governance system
🔮
Phase 4

Expansion

Future
  • TON ecosystem expansion
  • AR poop detection
  • IRL events

Frequently Asked Questions

Yes, we get asked these a lot. No, we're not sorry.